A:Marco, here is an easy psychological test. Are you interested?
Marco,这有个简单的心理测试，你有没有兴趣？
B:Yes. But make sure you speak slowly so that I can follow you.
有，可是你要说的慢一些。那样的话我也能听懂
A:Ok. Here we go. Well ,the first question is when you walk into a forest,what is the first qnimal that you wanna see?
好的。第一个问题是：当你走进森林时，你看到的第一个动物是什么？
B:Tiger. I love tigers.
老虎。我喜欢老虎。
A:Ok. Then what's the second animal you wanna see ?
那第二个动物呢？
B: The second. I guess a pig. That's my girlfriend's sign.
第二个。我想是猪。我女朋友是属猪的
A:Now, after the forest,there comes a little stream. The water is nice and clean. But you are not thirsty. Would you drink some water?
现在走过森林，来到一条小溪前，水很干净，可你不渴。你会喝水吗？
B:No, cause I'm not thirsty.
不会，我又不渴
A:The second stream is very dirty,and you are really thirsty this time.Now, would you drink some water?
第二条小溪水很脏。可你很渴。这次你会喝水吗？
B:I guess so.
我想会的
A:After this ,you see a small house. So you open the door and go in. You see a vase and lots of roses on the floor. Now tell me how many roses you wanna put into the vase.
这之后呢，你看到一个小房子，你开门进去，看到了一只花瓶和许多玫瑰。告诉我你准备放多少只花进去。
B:One.
一只
A:Okay. That's the last question. Now let me tell you its meaning. The first animal is you and the second animal is your girlfriend. You said you're a tiger and she's a pig. That shows you're a really bossy man and you're lazy, cause your girlfriend is lazy.
好了，那是最后一个问题。现在我来解释一下。第一个动物代表你，第二个代表你的女朋友。你说你看到了老虎和猪。那表示你是个很爱发号施令的人。而且还很懒，因为你女朋友很懒。
B:What about the streams?
那小溪呢？
A:The 2 streams are 2 opportunities in your life. You caught one.
那两条小溪代表人生中的两次机会。你抓住了一次。
B:Then the roses.
玫瑰呢
A:The roses refer to your lovers after you get married. You may have one lover.
玫瑰指的是你的情人。你以后可能会有一个情人。
B:That's not true. I won't buy your story.
瞎说，我才不信呢。
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[1] psychological test心理测试。心理测试的很多问题很荒诞。但有时也挺准确的。psychology是指心理学。心理学家就是psychologist。逆反心理则是reverse psychology
[2]sign的一个意思表示星座。几十年前老美们泡妞时会说What's your sign?不过现在这个问题已经过时了。
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